Monday, January 31, 2005

the winter of my discount tent...

life continues swimmingly
in a place you don't want to be
everything comes together
you should be filled with joy
but yearning burns within you
mountains call from afar
other northern places gently whisper your name
it's summer, but I long for spring

Friday, January 14, 2005

Delayed commentary on the Year that Was

2004 was the best year of my life. I was concerned at the conclusion of it that I would be shutting the door on an old friend, a good and faithful friend. Then I talked myself out of it, no, surely the tick of the clock, the turning from 11.59pm to midnight, could not so wholly change my life. And yet, it seems to have.
What was, what I was hoping was, a fantastic change in my outlook on life, myself, other people and all things around me, turned out to be a year of good luck. It wasn't what I did in 2004 that is important, it's that I felt triumphant.
Reen Dog conquers all!
So here in only the second week back at what in 2004 I called a good job, I feel like the triumph of 2004 is so long gone, much longer than 11 days gone.
I'm taking time out of my menial job to jot down these thoughts about 2005. I worked out that I'm due to retire in 2044. I can't do 39 more years of shit jobs.
2004, where for art thou?

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Melbourne Eagerly Awaits

The entire city of Melbourne and some parts of rural Victoria are eagerly awaiting the return of their favourite son. Timbo has been away for almost an entire year, but for those left behind it has seemed like an eternity. The anticipation is building to fever pitch. The very air temperature has been raised due to the excitement of every man, women and child across the city. It is this phenomenon which is being blamed for the current temperature of 37 degrees.

Although it is know that Timbo will return on Saturday, exact details of his flight are being kept from the media. A spokeswoman for Timbo announced this precautionary step at a press conference recently. She indicated that it was to stop a repeat of the type of scenes that occurred when the Beatles made their one and only visit to Melbourne.

A small entourage of family and friends will be there to welcome him. From there airport he will be driven in style to a reception held in his honour. The spokeswomen has indicated that the media will be allowed to interview Timbo about his triumphs and adventures abroad, at a date yet to be announced.

Packer media have already indicated their interest in obtaining exclusive rights to the story, and Random House have are interested in full length memoirs, but as yet, management for Timbo have not accepted these or any other offers. Needless to say, many people are keen for the story to come out in print, all hoping to own some part of the great adventures of Timbo.